You are Mischief.
The antagonist. The unseen spirit. You don't walk — you author.
① Plan
Tap an object (punchbowl, teleprompter, stalls) to arm a trigger. Tap an Enemy Protagonist to learn their secret. You have 3 charges.
② Run
Hit Begin Run. Time advances. Your chain fires. The camera cuts to the action.
③ The honesty line
If a chain hits The Crowd (a non-target), the Viral Meter zeroes. The point is unpomposing the pompous — never punching down.